Halo 3 Hoedown Lyrics
Halo 3 Hoedown: The Lyrics
There will be lots of happy gamers wait and see
When the third game with Master Cheifs released
The White House has been alerted
All the streets will be deserted
When bungie finally gives us Halo 3
Yeah the world will be a better place to be
Ice caps will stop melting instantly
No more famon ridden places
No more flies on childrens faces
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3
We’ll finally get a cure for Cancer and V.D.
They’ll get some music shows on MTV
New Orleans will get reisdents
We’ll get a decent president
When bungie finally gives us halo 3
North Korea will appease us
Lindsay Lohan will find Jesus
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3
*hey lets run that back again*
Al-queda will lay down their guns and flee
Your wiimote won’t destroy your new T.V.
Fillin’ up your car with gas won’t take a suitcase full of cash
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3
You’ll never channel surf with zero-zing
Fat folks wills top wearing baby tee’s
Senators won’t make booty calls in dirty airport bathroom stalls
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3
Yeah the world will be a better place to be
When that third game with Master Cheif’s released
Michael Vick will stop abusin'
Barry Bonds will stop the juicin'
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3
No more bloggin from Wil Wheaton
Old jack thompson will finally get beaton
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3
About Halo 3 Hype Hoedown & Sarcastic Gamer
These Halo 3 hoedown lyrics were transcribed directly from the full flash video from Sarcastic Gamer. Sarcastic Gamer is the creator of the Halo 3 hoedown and the Halo 3 hoedown lyrics. These Halo 3 hoedown lyrics are of the entire Halo 3 parody including all vocal parts of the parody video.
Halo 3 hoedown lyrics are hard to find on the internet and seem to be rarely transcribed. The parody video and the Halo 3 hoedown lyrics can be a little hard to understand at times but are generally amusing and a great listen for any fan of the Halo 3 game series. A quick glance at the Halo 3 hoedown lyrics reveals that they focus on a lot of reset events and draw humor from them while referencing all the hype surrounding Halo 3.
Sarcastic Gamer, the creators of the Halo 3 hoedown lyrics and video are a comedy gaming website. The Halo 3 hoedown lyrics are just one of many projects by Sarcastic Gamer which parodies video games and more specifically Halo 3. The entire Halo 3 hoedown video can be found on the Sarcastic Gamer website. These Halo 3 hoedown lyrics should server as an amusing complimentary to the video. There are many other great videos and lyrics aside from the Halo 3 hoedown lyrics on the Sarcastic Gamer website.
