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Halo 3 Hoedown lyrics

by: luis84 ; edited by: Michael Hartman ; updated: 4/17/2012 • Leave a comment

Halo 3 Hoedown lyrics will have you on the floor laughing. The video of the Halo 3 hoedown is hilarious but the Halo 3 Hoedown lyrics are equally amusing when transcribed in full. Read through each and every line of the hilarious Halo 3 Hoedown lyrics.

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    Halo 3 Hoedown: The Lyrics

    Halo 3 Hoedown 

    There will be lots of happy gamers wait and see

    When the third game with Master Cheifs released

    The White House has been alerted

    All the streets will be deserted

    When bungie finally gives us Halo 3

    Yeah the world will be a better place to be

    Ice caps will stop melting instantly

    No more famon ridden places

    No more flies on childrens faces

    When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

    We'll finally get a cure for Cancer and V.D.

    They'll get some music shows on MTV

    New Orleans will get reisdents

    We'll get a decent president

    When bungie finally gives us halo 3

    North Korea will appease us

    Lindsay Lohan will find Jesus

    When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

    *hey lets run that back again*

    Al-queda will lay down their guns and flee

    Your wiimote won't destroy your new T.V.

    Fillin' up your car with gas won't take a suitcase full of cash

    When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

    You'll never channel surf with zero-zing

    Fat folks wills top wearing baby tee's

    Senators won't make booty calls in dirty airport bathroom stalls

    When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

    Yeah the world will be a better place to be

    When that third game with Master Cheif's released

    Michael Vick will stop abusin'

    Barry Bonds will stop the juicin'

    When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

    No more bloggin from Wil Wheaton

    Old jack thompson will finally get beaton

    When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

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    About Halo 3 Hype Hoedown & Sarcastic Gamer

    These Halo 3 hoedown lyrics were transcribed directly from the full flash video from Sarcastic Gamer. Sarcastic Gamer is the creator of the Halo 3 hoedown and the Halo 3 hoedown lyrics. These Halo 3 hoedown lyrics are of the entire Halo 3 parody including all vocal parts of the parody video.

    Halo 3 hoedown lyrics are hard to find on the internet and seem to be rarely transcribed. The parody video and the Halo 3 hoedown lyrics can be a little hard to understand at times but are generally amusing and a great listen for any fan of the Halo 3 game series. A quick glance at the Halo 3 hoedown lyrics reveals that they focus on a lot of reset events and draw humor from them while referencing all the hype surrounding Halo 3.

    Sarcastic Gamer, the creators of the Halo 3 hoedown lyrics and video are a comedy gaming website. The Halo 3 hoedown lyrics are just one of many projects by Sarcastic Gamer which parodies video games and more specifically Halo 3. The entire Halo 3 hoedown video can be found on the Sarcastic Gamer website. These Halo 3 hoedown lyrics should server as an amusing complimentary to the video. There are many other great videos and lyrics aside from the Halo 3 hoedown lyrics on the Sarcastic Gamer website.

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